Olmeda 1979. John was Mess President. We were Sunday lunching and being visited by the Catering Supt and his wife plus their extremely unruly 10 year old brat. He was doing a "wall of death" over the newly upholstered mess furniture unchecked by parents. John Mac said get down off there. This wise advice having been ignored was followed up with the brat receiving a well deserved boot up his stern along with the words " I said down, chap" or something similar. This time the boy did as he was told. Still never a word from the doting parents though.